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Friday, June 12, 2009
America's Divorce
Today's blog is a good one:
Divorce agreement:
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG
PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I
want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake
of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our
two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
right so let's just end it on friendly terms.
We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way. Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a
portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can
come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our
respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both
sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive
taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the
ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the
NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell
(You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough
to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
CEO's and rednecks.. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and
war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll
help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U. N..
but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take
every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep
The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be
happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya
or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will
need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
Dana Garnett
Divorce agreement:
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG
PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I
want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake
of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our
two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
right so let's just end it on friendly terms.
We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way. Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a
portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can
come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our
respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both
sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive
taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the
ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the
NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell
(You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough
to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
CEO's and rednecks.. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and
war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll
help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U. N..
but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take
every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep
The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be
happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya
or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will
need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
Dana Garnett
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Socialism Fact of the Day
Just wanted to comment on the fact that most of us Americans DO realize that the real news is not being reported... All we know about our socialist president is his date night with his wife, his pet, and.... that his brother lives in a mud shack.
BUT, when Bush was president, we heard every time he stepped in a mud hole because he, solely, was destroying the environment causing massive rains and glacier melting - which causes mud holes and the death of all protected animals... wow, what a resume. IF only one man had such power.
Now, all the unveiled public, stand up and say so... GO TO YOUR REGIONAL TEA PARTIES!!
BUT, when Bush was president, we heard every time he stepped in a mud hole because he, solely, was destroying the environment causing massive rains and glacier melting - which causes mud holes and the death of all protected animals... wow, what a resume. IF only one man had such power.
Now, all the unveiled public, stand up and say so... GO TO YOUR REGIONAL TEA PARTIES!!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
TEXAS
thoughts on us Texans succeeding from the union??? We are the largest state with the most resources, money... commom sense :)
Friday, April 17, 2009
Gun or No Gun?
Thank GOD it's Friday... I guess I will have to break down and get a gun while I still can; however, I am wondering if I should register the weapon just to have it confiscated once, yet another one of our constitutional rights are taken away? If so, then only the criminals will have the guns... well, that's not good, but food for thought.
Criminals... If I am already considered a terrorist (pro-life, pro-immigration reform, or VET), then aren't I a criminal already? Guess that answers the weapons question!!
Criminals... If I am already considered a terrorist (pro-life, pro-immigration reform, or VET), then aren't I a criminal already? Guess that answers the weapons question!!
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